Logs of The Past

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realthingsvideogamesteachyou:

Understanding subterfuge, performance under high pressure-high consequence environments, politics, philosophy, using wits to overcome larger numbers. ~Metal Gear

twerkingcat:

fourlesbianssuited:

thecatcherandthepie:

les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

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savannahfaerie:

I am Dimmadone

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→ Fried chicken

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fuckyeahstartrek:

thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

• The double fist shake
• The naughty kitten
• The cultural appropriation
• The self bitch slap
• The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
• The nipple hardener
• The sweaty declaration of self
• The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

He does it right.

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xenitaph:

neophema:

Captain goddamn Teemo.

#don’t make gifs at 2 am or else this happens sloppy and tired art

No, no. This is a perfect portrayal.

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